Self pity gone wild

A very sombre Paris Hilton continued her "feel sorry for me" campaign by visiting a bookstore and buying a copy of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho yesterday. The book is about a young shepherd boy's journey of discovery and his ambition to see the world after being inspired by good omens from God. Will reading this lead to a humble, God-fearing and contrite Paris? Or will she read the back cover and throw the book in the recycling bin? The latter, we reckon.