Utterly Desperate Housewife

Okay, so we know love is blind and everything, but really, couldn't Teri Hatcher find someone with a bit more pizzazz than (yawn!) director Stephen Kaye? We spotted the couple coo-ing it up around the romantic squares and side streets of Rome recently, but to us this just doesn't look right. Added to the mismatch factor is the fact that Kaye used to date Eva Longoria. C'mon Teri, surely you can find someone a little more racy. Even Ryan Seacrest will do!