This is a Good Apple Y'all

Brit and Robert were hunting for real estate again in Beverly Hills last night.  I commend Britney on the fact that she's eating a piece of fruit and looks semi-pulled together.  Of course that immediately went to shit once she headed over to the Four Seasons for dinner and drinks in that damn pink wig of hers; I'd love to know the motive behind that.  I mean, there are numerous things about Britney that go unexplained, but the pink wig is particularly striking.  Is it the same one over and over again?  Or does she have a closet full of Styrofoam heads that are all wearing pink wigs?? One day I hope to unearth such mysteries...