Is The BlackBerry the New Crack?
Submitted by Mary Beth on Wed, 2008-01-30 16:01.
I think the BlackBerry may be the newest battle on the war on drugs. Take a look for yourself at these pix from last nights Launch Party for the BlackBerry Pearl 8130 smarthphone from Verizon. I think they all look suspiciously under the influence. Every single person person has a crazy expression on their face. CariDee has got the dead eyes. Paris and Bill Hader have got the wonky eyes. And I think Rumer Willis and Kat DeLuna are attempting to be sexy but it's coming out more druggie.
And have you ever seen people once they get a BlackBerry in their possession?! They become obsessed with it! Constantly checking it, scrolling until their thumbs bleed...there must be a little something special in that pearl that the rest of us don't know about.
Paris has been looking awfully matronly lately.
her eye is so messed up! she is not hot.
oooo get some o' that sweet blackberry!!!!!!!!!