Pants, Schmance

LiLo has officially eschewed the practice of wearing pants, or anything close to it.  Spotted this afternoon with her personal assistants, Lindz was struttin' her stuff around NYC in little more than a coat and tights.  Yes, tights. Not leggings. TIGHTS. Excuse me, but I believe the common understanding is that leggings are allowed to be worn in place of pants but tights are meant to go under skirts and dresses.  I'm sorry LiLo, but a sweater and a t-shirt does not a dress make.  Jeez even Britney is wearing actual pants these days; get on board LiLo, a zipper fly is the key to cleaning up your image.