Dear Jessica Simpson,
please stop wearing ugly clothes that are totally unflattering.  You look like you went back in time to 1976 and stole a tablecloth from your grandmother's house then wrapped it around yourself like a "shirt".  Just because you designed something doesn't mean you have to wear it (ala Sarah Jessica Parker and Bitten)

Happy Hump Day!  Word on the street is...

EXCLUSIVE: SJP and Broderick Revisit Past Tragedy - Bauer-Griffin Online

Matt Damon is Down on Sarah Palin - Just Jared

Ashley Tisdale Rockin' An Engagement Ring? - Pacific Coast News Online

Kylie Mingoue is High Gloss and Hot - Splash News Online